Do you want to party? Why would I ask you that? You want to.
Come and party with us. Do anything with us. Do anything you can. 
Just come to us. Just reach where we are. 
All you would need to do is reach out to us. 
Reach from where you are. From your favourite place. Reach out from this place.
Reach. Here.

- [Anonymous]
Merry Christmas. That is a Christmas Day. It is time to say that is a merry Christmas. 
I said, “Merry Christmas”. It was a merry Christmas. I said something right. 
I said “Merry Christmas” and it was a merry Christmas. But Christmases are not merry always. This Christmas was and what I said was true. I said what this Christmas was. 
Whatever I said it was. 
It was what I said it was.
Do you want presents? Do you want to receive whatever you happen to want? As opposed to getting it for yourself? 
Do you want the easiest way of getting what you want? Why wouldn’t you want the easiest way?
It is the easiest way of getting what you want. It is the way that you want. 
But you just want any way. You just want a way. 
Wait for Christmas. 
Because it is not. And you actually have to wait for it to be Christmas.
Teeth-whitening. Real purifying. Teeth become pure. 
It makes them turn white. 
It makes them turn into themselves. It purifies them. They have purity when they are turned into themselves.

- [Anonymous]
Tired of rain catching you by surprise? 
Is it enough if you expect the rain? Not if you need to do something else. But it is important. 
You need to expect it. You need to avoid being surprised by it. The only way to avoid being surprised by it is expecting it.
We offer superior weather prediction. We are ready to receive the coming weather. 
We await the coming doom. 

- [Anonymous]
Is this a sign that we have too much money? Is this a waste of money? Would we be spending money on this if we valued our money? Why would we spend our money if we did not value our money? 
We would spend our money because we would not value it. If we valued our money, we would keep our money. 
We spend our money instead. 
Is it worth it? 
Would I ever ask you if I already knew?


Is your vacuum cleaner falling apart? 
Is your vacuum cleaner falling from its original state? Did it used to not fall apart? Is that why it is? 
Did it used to not fall apart? It had to not fall apart in order to then fall apart. 
It could only fall apart if it had not fallen apart. 
Once it had fallen apart, it had already fallen apart.
Once it had fallen apart, it was time to get it fixed. 
There was no other time.
It is time to finally contact us. Will you actually do it? Or will you live with a vacuum cleaner that is falling apart?

- [Anonymous]
Is it ever enough? It can be, but it can be more than that. 
It can be even more. And it can be more than that. 
How much there is is besides the point. 
What is the value?
Not sure what to make for dinner? 
Does it matter what dinner is? No, it only matters that there is something for dinner. 
It only matters that dinner is dinner. No matter what dinner actually is. It does not matter what it is. 
To be dinner, it just needs to be dinner. 
It just needs to be that special thing. That is all it needs.
Make something. And it is something made by you.

- [Anonymous]